Naruto fans - create a spoof?

What would be the biggest twist in Naruto that would be very unexpected and funny. Some examples: Orochimaru turns out to be Naruto's dad instead of Sarutobi, or Rock Lee obtains the Byakugan and owns us all, or Sasuke copies Negi's Byakugan and can have his left eye use the Sharingan while his right eye uses the Byakugan. Any Naruto fans willing to list your own?