Why Is The Government Lying About Bin Capturing Bin Laden?

How the hell could they expect us to be so dumb, Isn't it obvious this is just a spoof to justify millions and billions of throwing money down the drain. In fact, I feel offended that the media is attempting to deceive me. Damn You Media. So tell me, why would he be buried at sea. Am I the only one who feels this sounds very strange.